Week 5

 Coaches Poll

Due to Covid 19 the coaches poll will be quarantined and will return next week.*


Hot Takes

- It's been a few years, but Grown Man's Poop is back. Yes, Poop made it to the Final 4 last year, but it was a handful of seasons ago that Poop earned the nickname Death Star Poop for the way he marauded his way through the league. Despite ranking just 5th in the league in points scored, Poop is first where it counts. No, I'm not referring to being first in Bob Bruton's heart, I mean the standings.

- Poop sits alone in first place due to Noodle Soup's first loss of the season in Week 5. Everyone in the world was wondering if Show Me Your TD's would collapse after the franchises hotteset start ever, but TD's showed what was engraved on his heart and sent a message to the rest of the league by taking down what, to this point, had been the best team in the league. What's even more incredible is that TDs did this while have two players score zero points and a third that scored just .9. Obviousley this is not a strategy he should employ each week, but then again who am I to say what he should and shouldn't be doing with his team.

- Speaking of the formerly dominant Soup and seeing what is engraved on hearts, Soup is about to show us what he's made of. Soup's QB, Dakota Prescott, who was the 5th highest scoring player in the league is out for the season. Dalvin Cook, top 5 RB, is hurt again and probably won't play at least this week. The good news for Soup is he is playing Drive By Tuckers, who are on a three game losing streak. This looks like a soft spot to land for Soup.

- Here comes Quinn's Cup. Fort Dix held a .12 point lead going into MNF, but was unable to pull out the W.


Quinn has been here before, his name is on the belt, and he is squarely in the playoff hunt. And, he gets a chance in Week 6 to thrust himself into the upper tier of the league by taking down Grown Man's Poop. 

- Sometime soon we are going to start to see some seperation of teams in the standings. Poop, Soup and TDs are off to great starts. Dom and SoCo have combined for 1 win. Other than that, everyone is either 2-3 or 3-2. This oculd be the week that we start to see some seperation. 

That's all for this week. Terrible luck to you in Week 6


*Two people voted.

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