Funk Fantasy Football 2020

Coaches Poll First place votes in parenthesis 1. Drive by Tuckers (8) 2. Grown Man's Poop 3. Noodle Soup (1) 4. Burning Sensations 5. Show me your TD's 6. Fort Dix Fuzzy Tacos 7. Throat Tickle 8. Antonio Brown Poop 9. Bob Bruton 10. Southern Comfort 11. Dom Toretto 12. Prime Time Hot Takes - There were more muscles flexed in Week 2 than in the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun. Five teams cleared 130 points, including an epic match between Show me your TDs and Burning Sensations where both went over. BS and TDs locked up in a dual that showed that TD's is playing for keeps this year, as long as the definiton of playing for keeps still involves starting anyone on the Lions or former uga players. One other note on this matchup, Burning Sensations put up this robust score even while getting a zero from Kenny Golliday. - Just like we all thought, Dom Toretto was the high score of the week. What makes this even more astounding is Leonard Fournette and his 25 points enjoyed this ...

  Coaches Poll first place votes in parenthesis 1. Drive By Tuckers (6) 2. Grown Man's Poop 3. Burning Sensations 4. Noodle Soup (1) 4. Fort Dix (1) 6. Antonio Brown Poop 7. Prime Time 8. Little Spoon 9. Show Me your TDs 10. Bobby Bruton 11. Southern Comfort 12. Dom Toretto Hot Takes - What a start to the season. In a rare Week 1 - Rivalry week matchup Grown Man Poop took down Little Spoon. The big difference in this one was Josh Jacobs big 33 points, as the rest of this was a traditional Grown Man Poop "everyone do a some, but nobody will kill it" week. There was also a little bit of irony in Poop using the Pats defense to beat Little Spoon, who rode the pats D's historic fantasy season all the way to The Finals last year. - Apparantly Fort Dix's robust scoring was not enough to make believers out of voters this week.  Dix has gotten off to fast starts before (he's also gotten off to slow starts), but in his fourth year in the league, this team looks like his...

  Pre-season Coaches Poll  First place votes are in parenthesis. 1. Drive by Tuckers (3) 2. Noodle Soup (4) 3. Fort Dix Fuzzy Tacos (2) 3. Bob Bruton 5. Burning Sensations (1) 6. Throat Tickle 7. Grown Man's Poop 8. Show Me your TD's 9. Prime Time 10. Southern Comfort 11. Antonio Brown Poop 12. Dom Torretto Hot Takes - The debut of the FFFL Coaches Poll was a succesful one. In standard Poll protocal, a first place vote equaled 12 points, 2nd place equaled 11, all the way down to a 12th place vote equaling a lot of one pointers for Dom*. - Strong showing by Bob in the preseason poll. No one had him finishing higher than 4th, but the greatest consensus of any team and spot was Bob at 4th. A fourth place regular season finish would of course mean a return to the post season for a franshise that is normally a fixture there, but needs to bounce back from a down year in 2019. - Throat Tickle and Grown Man's Poop are like a C list celebrity yelling "Do you know who I am"...